Alien Abduction Shirt
No Please Spare Me UFO Tee, Funny Dark Art Alien Back Print T-Shirt
$19.99
S–XL $19.99 · 2XL $21.99 · 3XL $23.99
- Soft Gildan 5000 black cotton tee, unisex fit
- Big design printed on the front
- Made to order, ships in about 1–2 days
- Free US shipping, about 3–5 days
Description
He was just out by the truck when the lights showed up. Now he's halfway up a green tractor beam, one boot gone, hat flying, begging the only thing left to say: "No, please, spare me." A darkly funny, realistic alien abduction scene printed large on the front of a soft black tee. Made for UFO watchers, Area 51 fans, late-night conspiracy talkers, and anyone who has ever felt dragged into something they did not sign up for. Large front design. Artwork created with the help of AI tools and finished by hand for print.
Size chart
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Gildan 5000 unisex classic fit, measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Measurements can vary by about 1".
Shipping & returns
Printed to order just for you. Most orders ship in about 1–2 business days and arrive in about 3–5 business days in the US. Because every piece is made to order, we can't take returns for size or a change of mind, but if your order arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right. Full policy
